oh what a morning

I’m feeling rather bland and bleh this morning. It didn’t help one bit that I arrived late to work; technically, not really, more or less on the dot, 9:30. Worst of all, my boss was already here. Normally she strolls in closer to 10am and I don’t feel so bad about arriving at 9:20 or 9:26. Well, what am I going to do now? It’s over. I guess I better put the pedal to the metal and get actual work done today, so as to distract from my “tardiness.” Besides my not-so-good morning, I’m feeling rather broke. I look at all these gorgeous women around me, wearing the latest fashion trends or at least clothes that don’t have holes, stains or fuzz balls because they are so old. And then I take one good look at me. How many years ago did I buy this top? Does it really fit anymore? Doesn’t its discoloration tell me something? Unfortunately, I can’t do anything about that; for now all I can do is drool over store windows. Ugh. It is definitely not a morning sunshine day. I could definitely use a pick-me-up or Stacey London and Clinton with their five thousand dollar Bank of America gift card. Well best get back to work….thought writing would help….not so much.

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what would be your first reaction?


Let’s imagine for a few seconds that you were told you were endowed a trust fund, how different would your life be? My first response to this question would be utter relief. I’d be swept away with an abundance of calmness. I’d feel like I can finally exhale. I’d feel as everything would be A OK. Although I’d be given this trust fund, I wouldn’t quit my job. I like my job, plus a little extra income wouldn’t hurt either. After being given this trust fund, my first stops would be to Kate Spade, BCBG, Channel, and Intermix for a wardrobe update. Hey…if I’m going to be a trust fund baby, I have to look the part. Once I’ve spent a good amount shopping, I’d have to book a top notch hair appointment. I don’t mean get the more expensive treatment at the same 20-30 dollar Jane. I would book an appointment at a top stylist in New York. So, that’s clothes and hair. Next order of business is a much deserved day at the spa. They’d give me the total work up; the massage, the full body wax, the nails, the pedicure, and whatever other weird treatment is hot right now. Shopping for shoes and handbags would be a special day of its own. I love shoes. One of my first shoe purchases would be these Gucci shoes I’ve always wanted. And, what trust fund baby wouldn’t look great in Louboutin’s? Hmm….to continue on the path to my new look, I’d have to fly in my favorite gay from Ann Arbor. He’s drop dead gorgeous and is definitely more fashionable than I am. Once I’ve book us a suite at the plaza, we’d probably want to catch a play or two. The following day we’ll finally see some ballet and opera. Life would seem right. It would seem more breathable. Hmmm….now that I think about it, I should probably take some time off to process my new found wealth; a trip around the world would be just right. During my year off, I’d plan my re-entrance into the world. My confidence would definitely be through the roof but I feel as if I would also be humble about my wealth. I wouldn’t go throwing it in people’s faces; most likely, I’d still be the same girl…just a heck-of-a-lot better dressed. I know this money won’t bring me happiness but I feel as it would breathe air back into me. My lungs would probably fill up like a balloon. My stress levels would decrease. My life would be a lot riskier. Once my trust fund is safely in the bank, I would pursue my dreams without any hesitation. I wouldn’t feel failure (or maybe not as much) and I definitely wouldn’t feel strapped for cash. So…a recap: a whole new wardrobe (which would be well over due considering my clothes are so outdated), a new purses and shoes wardrobe, weekly appointments at a top notch hair salon, a new apartment at a doorman building (I’ll be thinking about purchasing it), a round the world trip, and a new bold image. This bold image would allow me to seek my wildest dreams; to dream bigger. The bold image would allow me to finally take all the risks I’ve always wanted to. Ironically, I feel as if I’d also be lonelier. For some reason, I’ve always equated wealth with loneliness. I always thought that the better off you were, the more people would despise you; the more people would want to take you down. I’m sure with wealth you also get a new batch of friends but would they really be friends? I feel as if money attracts fake people. These fake people only want you to keep spending. They want you to treat them really nice by spending money on them. It’s as if your money would rub off on them, or the very least they can take it from you. Hmmm….at first the trust fund would bring me fresh breathe, some joy, but then it would stress me out. I’d be stressed about people trying to take it from me or people just pretending to be my friend because I have it. Perhaps Paris Hilton was never my BFF as she claimed?

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are you a human being?


ChupaChups needs to free herself from the hold of the masses. The masses are brainwashed. They follow whatever they are told to follow. Eat, sleep, wear, do, and breathe whatever they are told to. They are human doings instead of human beings. No questions are necessary. No real reasons are given. I’m exhausted of being part of the masses. They drive me insane following a culture that doesn’t respect them; little do they know that they have an immense power, at least this is what I believe. I believe that the masses harness this great power; this great force that they are unaware of. I further believe that a few have broken away from the masses and realized the lucrative career that can come from controlling the masses. As long as they follow the rules to controlling the masses, the masses won’t know what’s happening. I may sound like a conspiracy theorist or an anarchist but the evidence is just too overwhelming to ignore. Trained as anthropologist and a media major, I just can’t help but analyze, and some times overanalyze, my surroundings. The masses make my skin crawl. I sometimes feel as if they deserve it. Why don’t you question things? Why don’t you want specific reasons for things? Why do you think you stuff yourself, work your body to exhaustion, and continue to devalue yourself and your efforts as not enough? Whose opinion do you follow? One of my biggest pet peeves is the celebrity culture. Here the masses pedestal these few individuals that “made it” to the big screen. Everything they say, do or wear is later imitated by you; you the person who placed them where they are, who has the power to bring them down or raise their star farther up. Whatever happened to praising scientists and people who actually work to make the world a better place? The soldiers who fight wars, the peace keepers who try to maintain peace and the doctors who save lives….you know…the real people. I bet you most people know more about Britney Spears and Paris Hilton than they do about world history or global warming. Ridiculous! It’s completely ridiculous that Americans know more about Michael Jackson than they do about their own constitutional rights or the three branches of government.

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oh suzy q, where are you?


Let’s see. Hmm… So 2009 has been somewhat of a productive and progressive year. I’ve given up meat, liquor, and have pledged to living a healthier lifestyle. Unfortunately, it’s tough. I’m weighing in as “clinically overweight.” Yes, you’ve heard correctly. I am “clinically overweight.” At my five foot one stature and weighing over one hundred and twenty pounds, I am overweight. I need to lose weight. It’s unfortunate that my size two and four jeans are considered overweight for me. It’s a damn right shame that I feel normal. A semi-plus result of my recent weight gain is that my boobs have also grown. So….a free boob job? It’s a pain really…carrying this excess weight. Feeling as if I gain one more pound or one more inch around my waist that I’ll be at serious risk of diabetes (which runs in my family) and heart issues. It’s even more of a shocker because I grew up an athlete and I still like to maintain a somewhat active lifestyle. Oh how I miss the days when I used to eat Suzy Qs without any consequences; the days when my diet consisted mostly of potato chips, soda, and sleep. Now I have to actually put in some effort. I have to make an effort to eat healthier. I have to make an effort to put on appropriate clothes. Although my job I feel is a major contributor to my lackadaisical clothing choices they can’t take all the blame. It’s my responsibility what goes in my mouth and what goes on my body. I need to take better care of myself. Now I know why old people need to be extra careful when they walk. I seriously could never truly understand why they were always breaking their bones. It’s not like they were doing 360s or something of that nature. In any case, a new lifestyle has been adopted; going back to my old behaviors will only be detrimental to me. 2009 has also brought up some mama-drama. Oh lord, am I 17 again? Clearly not if I can’t lose this weight. So same mama-drama issues only now I’m a full grown adult and she has no legal control over me. She can send in as many cops as she wants, and she has sent over two in my short life, but I will not budge. I’m a grown up now biatch! Respect!

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