ode to nick

Monday, March 2, 2009

ode to nick

Nick. What an Adonis you are. Your boyish smile is both innocent and flirtatious. Your blonde locks are like a sea of gold. Your eyes are as deep and profound as the deepest ocean. The collared shirts you wear fit you so snug that your bulging biceps have no choice but to play peek-a-boo with me. Have I mentioned how your apple bottom is tempting me to bite it? Did I ever share with you that the way you sit in your chair just screams jump on my lap? Your delectable aroma is so strong it reaches me from a distance of ten feet. Have I ever told you that you are an Adonis? I will forever keep you on a pedestal and compare every guy to you. No one will come close. Oh how I envy your boyfriend and the gorgeous couple you two must make. Oh if only god had granted me a penis. Does anyone have a spare penis for me? Until I can acquire such an organ, I will forever hold you in my heart. Nick you are my Adonis! You are my Adonis!