what now charlie brown?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

what now charlie brown?

Whaw whaaw whawong whaw whawah wha is exactly what I hear when you speak. Wha whahwong whahah waong. It’s almost as if I was in an episode of Charlie Brown. Your stories are repetitive so I zone out. I don’t miss much that I know for sure. Even if you are sharing something new, I zone out. When you are sharing something personal or whatever it may be and the TV is on, please be aware that I am completely focused on the tube not you. Doesn’t my lack of eye contact give you signals that you are boring me? Isn’t my silence over the phone enough to tell you to pep up the speech? When you have something intelligible and intelligent to say, please do wake me up from my slumber. At this point, I could care less about your redecorating or your prospective business ventures. Obviously you were absent the day they taught your boys’ class how NOT to get a girl into bed with you. So for future reference, when trying to get a girl to sleep with you, don’t talk about your ex, your medical conditions as a child, your lighting venture or your mother. These topics will surely get you a thanks for playing and do be sure to pick up your consolation prize, a few more sexless years, when you leave. Next contestant!