oh yersh she did go there.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

oh yersh she did go there.

When it’s hysterical, it is most certainly historical. For weeks now I’ve been moping around. Wondering what has come of my life and what I should do next. I sat idly by. I pushed my fake boyfriend away. I hid behind books, unwashed hair, and dreary dark clothes. Nothing on me looked like Mary Effing Sunshine or Pollyanna. I was just a sulky sulk. However, it all changed last night. After I went on a tirade about life and not sticking to me like glue, I felt somewhat relieved. I felt like I had let out the negative; of course, the fake boyfriend didn’t appreciate being on the receiving end of it but it was definitely necessary. I feel so light, airy even. I even feel like stalking my fake boyfriend. How should I go about this? First we have Facebook….then we can try to crack the code of his voicemail…if I knew his email I could do that as well.  Happy and Stalking about!