Rob from the free movie previews

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Rob from the free movie previews

Instead of thinking of myself in the highest regard, as you know I am accustomed to do every day, I feel myself drowning in a pool of melancholy. I do not look for the life preserver at one end of the pool or the pimple-faced-teenager lifeguard, who is too busy making out with a braced-faced girl, at the other end. I am merely letting myself drown. Complete sadness will envelope me in a matter of hours, and I look forward to it. Oh heavenly bodies above, why must I be cursed with this mood-altering plague each month? Why must you tease and torment me with the thought of finally getting rid of you? Alas, I must suffer onward until it decides to finally come down and these Shakespearian actors get out of my head. I bid you adieu my good maiden. Thanks for reading. ‘til it be ‘morrow.

Oh, Rob, from the free movie screenings, you are the only one that truly cares about me enough to call me consistently. I love you Robertolious! Til our next screening.