Tuesday, June 2, 2009
arch nemesis
She returns. The arch nemesis returns. She doesn’t know she’s my arch nemesis and neither does anyone else for that matter. BUT she is. She’s the one girl in my high school who always got better grades than I did, had better looks than I had, was just a bit more popular than I was. UGH! Did I hate it when I got an 88 and she got a 90 on an exam. EVERYthing it seemed, she did better than I did. Now our fates meet again. This Saturday she’s going to be celebrating her birthday- even her birthday is earlier than mine…jeez. I know I shouldn’t attend, especially with this mindset but I can’t help it. I want to leave work to go shopping this very minute. I already know what expensive shows I should wear and exactly the kind of outfit I want to sport. I want to look drop dead gorgeous. I want her to see that I’m SO much more awesome than she is. I mean, I sort of already win because she has a kid- OR did I? Anyway….I want to look Maxim model gorgeous. Hmmm…I think I know the exact person for the job in that area. PERFECT! Gosh I’m so devilish. Alright…so the nemesis. She freaking stole my “most unique” title in high school…and she even had the nerve to steal my crown at prom. What was I? RUNNER UP! RUNNER UP! RUNNER UP! I want my big crown dammit!
2 comments:
I am friends with a few people on facebook for similar reasons... oh yeah, I remember you, you used to be AWFUL to me. Oh look at that, you're still stuck in Missouri working a dead end job to pay off thousands in credit card debt from shit you bought when you were 19, ha ha ha.
June 2, 2009 at 1:23 PMPlease update us with pictures of your outfit.
P.S. hope she gained 100 pounds
June 2, 2009 at 1:24 PMPost a Comment